Only in Morocco...

Only in Morocco does your bathroom fan produce so much smoke that it can be smelt everywhere in the apartment.
Only in Morocco does the power go out in your entire apartment except the bathroom (and can't be reset)
Only in Morocco is your classroom 10 degrees hotter than the outside tempurature.
Only in Morocco do half of your students not show up for the first week or two of school.
Only in Morocco does it take over an hour for your concierge to come up to your apartment, do nothing, and then leave and never come back.
Only in Morocco do you work in the bathroom because it's the only place you have light.
Only in Morocco do you sit around 3 lit candles with 4 co-workers pretending it's a bonfire.
Only in Morocco...
...But I must say, I do love this place!